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Towked by Sir Lt-Havoc September 25, 2010
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Twoked
The last time I got drunk in Mexico I twoked in the bathroom while my wife slept quietly in the bathroom next to me.
Twoked by Flex Appeal January 1, 2014
Towkey
A hat which is worn by a gay rapist and is taken off and wrapped around the victims neck to choke them out whilst fucking them from the back in the arse.
It was horrible he took his towkey off and stretched my arse
I couldnt breathe and now my poo just slides out
I couldnt breathe and now my poo just slides out
Towkey by TheWayItGoes February 2, 2019
Toaked
Toaked by Andre'l_ghati November 1, 2013
Tokked
Adj. : “That shit is tokked” I.e “that shit is retarded.”, noun: form “People that think the earth is flat are a bunch of toks.”
Tokked by YMH-FGTRTD September 20, 2020
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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