toweller

(Noun) - one who towels

"Who's the guy who comes to towel us off?"

"Oh, he's the toweller."

by Here's Johnny!!! June 16, 2011

Toweller

A person who keeps using other people towels to dry his/her nasty body.

Friend: Hey, what's that guy like?

Me: He's smart and charming but his a toweller.

Friend: oh yuck!

by Itsyourteachergetbacktowork March 2, 2020

growler toweller

an excessively attentive male, given to wiping cock snot semen, sperm, jizm from his wife's cunt twat, snatch after intercourse.

he used to be one of the guys until he got married, now he's turned into a growler toweller.

by Sheepshagger July 4, 2006

Poo Toweler

Any annoying roommate who uses a towel to clean their ass instead of the traditional toilet paper.

Justin: "What is that rust?"
Tim: "No, it's poo. My roommate, Anne, is a total Poo Toweler"

by R@peman February 19, 2010

toweler

n. Person who, no matter what time of day it is, always answers the door in a towel.
EDIT: May not even be wet from shower.
see: Liam Kennedy
see: King of Queens Season 6 Episode 17: Multiple Plots

"Liam is such a toweler"

by Ploughman November 25, 2009

towelerella

Prison sex without being “gay”…. Get your towel, roll some glad wrap around a tube. Put the glad wrap “tube”inside the towel then place the towel under the mattress. Lube it with what ev’s then fuck Towelerella.

Mrs has been away for a week, watched some porn while fucking Towelerella.

by bbtizme May 24, 2024