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Toweller 

A person who keeps using other people towels to dry his/her nasty body.
Friend: Hey, what's that guy like?

Me: He's smart and charming but his a toweller.

Friend: oh yuck!
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growler toweller

an excessively attentive male, given to wiping cock snot semen, sperm, jizm from his wife's cunt twat, snatch after intercourse.
he used to be one of the guys until he got married, now he's turned into a growler toweller.

Poo Toweler 

Any annoying roommate who uses a towel to clean their ass instead of the traditional toilet paper.
Justin: "What is that rust?"
Tim: "No, it's poo. My roommate, Anne, is a total Poo Toweler"
Poo Toweler by R@peman February 19, 2010
n. Person who, no matter what time of day it is, always answers the door in a towel.
EDIT: May not even be wet from shower.
see: Liam Kennedy
see: King of Queens Season 6 Episode 17: Multiple Plots
"Liam is such a toweler"
toweler by Ploughman November 25, 2009

towelerella

Prison sex without being “gay”…. Get your towel, roll some glad wrap around a tube. Put the glad wrap “tube”inside the towel then place the towel under the mattress. Lube it with what ev’s then fuck Towelerella.
Mrs has been away for a week, watched some porn while fucking Towelerella.
towelerella by bbtizme May 24, 2024
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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