mud nudger

a person who derives sexual pleasure from sticking his tool cock penis plonker in someone else's anus, arsehole mud button usually a homosexual elton john
don't drop the soap near that fucker, he's a certified mud nudger
by Sheepshagger July 05, 2006
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tasmania bullride

a sexual practice peculiar to Australians whereby the male mounts his wife doggy-style, holds firmly to her tits then tells her that her sister has a much tighter cunt. The male must then hold on for dear life as wife furiously tries to buck him off. Said to be one of the most exhilarating forms of sexual intercourse possible.
Jack: How come you're walking funny?
Bob: The missus gave me a tasmania bullride last night and I think she's buggered my back.
by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006
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ivory smuggler

a woman bitch cunt ho given to excessive dildo use to the extent her cunt twat snatch has become some cavernous she could smuggle such an item through Customs
her right arm looks so strong she's either a tennis player or an ivory smuggler
by Sheepshagger July 05, 2006
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chip teeth

a condition common to female porn actresses caused by excessive mouth-to-dildo interplay
Britney took up singing for a career after chip teeth forced her out of porn
by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006
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fizzing at the bung

for a woman, to be in such a state of sexual excitement, that her twat is leaking
Britney was so hot for me she was fizzing at the bung, man.
by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006
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cunt butter

semen spermjizm remaining in a tart's slut cunt pussysnatch from a previous sexual encounter
there's nothing worse than parting her flaps and finding someone else's cunt butter already there
by Sheepshagger July 04, 2006
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larrikin's hat

Aussie rhyming slang for fat, as in erection. A larrikin is a lovable hooligan; a hat is something worn on the head.
Trevor: Jeeze, I get a larrikin's hat just thinking about Britney pissing on me.
by Sheepshagger July 26, 2006
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