Sheepshagger's definitions

cunt butter

semen spermjizm remaining in a tart's slut cunt pussysnatch from a previous sexual encounter

there's nothing worse than parting her flaps and finding someone else's cunt butter already there

by Sheepshagger July 4, 2006

ivory smuggler

a woman bitch cunt ho given to excessive dildo use to the extent her cunt twat snatch has become some cavernous she could smuggle such an item through Customs

her right arm looks so strong she's either a tennis player or an ivory smuggler

by Sheepshagger November 19, 2006

wife

something that Australia men obtain when they become too lazy to masturbate, and then regret it for the rest of their lives.

Bruce: I'm getting tired of stropping the knob five times a day, it's time I got a wife to do it for me.

by Sheepshagger July 19, 2006

mud nudger

a person who derives sexual pleasure from sticking his tool cock penis plonker in someone else's anus, arsehole mud button usually a homosexual elton john

don't drop the soap near that fucker, he's a certified mud nudger

by Sheepshagger July 5, 2006

growler toweller

an excessively attentive male, given to wiping cock snot semen, sperm, jizm from his wife's cunt twat, snatch after intercourse.

he used to be one of the guys until he got married, now he's turned into a growler toweller.

by Sheepshagger July 4, 2006

fizzing at the bung

for a woman, to be in such a state of sexual excitement, that her twat is leaking

Britney was so hot for me she was fizzing at the bung, man.

by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006

larrikin's hat

Aussie rhyming slang for fat, as in erection. A larrikin is a lovable hooligan; a hat is something worn on the head.

Trevor: Jeeze, I get a larrikin's hat just thinking about Britney pissing on me.

by Sheepshagger July 29, 2006