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Dave: 'Where are you from?'
Willow: 'Totnes'
Dave: 'The hippy town?'
Willow: 'Yes'
by a1x May 29, 2004
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Totnes

Transition town in Devon , beautifully self sufficient and stunningly open minded . Buildings haven’t changed much.... just got a bit wobbly... this town is probably held together with community, cider, cow pat, totnes tobacco 🤨🤣 and fairy dust collected annually by brushing a virgin unicorns left testicle.

It’s special ❤️
Where was the last place u saw a busker play a didgeridoo alongside a cigar box guitar outside a church with a Morris dancer as a distraction?

I was pretty distracted... but I think Totnes ....
by Milomilo11 September 29, 2020
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totes retar

The most vacuous, stone-brained way to say "totally retarded" - totes retar the word is in fact, totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 1: Oh gawd Sheila, the way Amanda wore pink and green together to prom was totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 2: Totally, gross, totes retar.
by Crunching on Gravel October 29, 2017
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Townes Boat Ride

The act of sneaking on to someones boat late at night and deficating on the deck or preferably in a stateroom.
I just took a townes boat ride on that canoe over there.
by Mister Campoloz July 6, 2011
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Totes Malotes

Totally bad ass!

The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!
Rick and Morty steal processor chips from the intergalactic scammers called the Zigerions and make a getaway in one of their escape pods.....

Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!
by Doctor Felony August 9, 2016
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Townes Van Zandt

Arguably the best songwriter in country music.
Most famously wrote Pancho and Lefty.

You Are Not Needed Now
Greensboro Woman
Silver Ships of Andilar
Mr. Gold & Mr. Mudd
Heavenly Houseboat Blues
Person : I will stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table and say that Townes Van Zandt is the greates songwriter in history!

Townes: I have met Bob Dylan's bodyguards, and if you think that you're going to stand on his coffee table, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.

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Allison laid an egg on me
And every time I turn around
It's floating through the air above my head
Well, I told Miss Hicks and she said, "Fine,
as long as you're back in your room on time
I'll keep you clean and the girls'll keep you fed."
by AllisonLaidAnEggOnMe November 24, 2009
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tonesha

Beautiful, outgoing ,successful. People tend to fall in love with" Tonesha" very quickly!
" I'm in love with you Tonesha" or "Tonesha you're very beautiful"
by 💜💋 December 20, 2016
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