Liberty Prime liberates countries of Total Failure
by Colonel Autumn December 17, 2020
When something malfunctions by virtue of not existing at all. Taken (but not precisely) from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". In the original usage, a spaceship existed for a while and then spontaneously disappeared.
by Al Benedict October 22, 2009
In swimming, when one dives into the pool when starting a race and his or her goggles immediately completely fill up with water or fall off, usually ending up somewhere part way down the person's face.
Brian: "Damn, dude. What happened during that race? You're time was freaking slow."
Tom: "I experienced total gogular failure and couldn't see shit."
Tom: "I experienced total gogular failure and couldn't see shit."
by UndeadMessenger March 20, 2009