Tortellinian
"Who is that wearing the iced out patek with the gucci flip flops?"
"Not sure, but he must be Tortellinian."
"Not sure, but he must be Tortellinian."
Tortellinian by Cit the nip god June 9, 2018
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Tortellini
Tortellini by Thoulur January 16, 2019
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squidward tortellini
When it was the episode on SpongeBob Square Pants, when Patrick, SpongeBob, and Squidward were in a snail race. When Squidward grabbed the trophy it was Patrick who won.
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alaskan tortellini
it is when you jizz in a condom tie it in a knot and then freeze it. And then you throw it at some one.
alaskan tortellini by mikeydingo November 21, 2009
Tortellini Transition
When one is fucking and decides to change the holes, the period in between fucking each hole is called a tortellini transition.
Tortellini Transition by DeadassMan January 18, 2017
Tortellini dick
When you have three or more men stuck their needle dicks inside of your chode and the nut shot burns through your cock.
Jerry: "Damn did you here that Scott had a tortellini dick last night?"
Jim: "Yeah I heard the nut got stuck in his urethra!"
Jerry: "Holy hell!!"
Jim: "Yeah I heard the nut got stuck in his urethra!"
Jerry: "Holy hell!!"
Tortellini dick by NightmareFuel13 January 15, 2019
zucchini_tortellini.cos
“Damn zucchini_tortellini.cos sure is the Owner of a fat voluptuous earthquake starting ass and an absolute horse cock my god”
I didn’t wanna put that it forced me
I didn’t wanna put that it forced me
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