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Tornmap is a highly superior being that is classified as having an IQ of 600. During an interview, he admitted earning his IQ from a show known as 'Rick And Morty'. His other 200 IQ points come's from eating tide podes. Contrary to popular belief, Tornmap has stage 4 cancer and down syndrome. He also has Autism and cancer. Despite that, Tornmap is Mexican and his name is John. Tornmap lives under a bridge with a laptop. His digital home is known to be on Kongregate. Alongside that, Tornmap is very good at roasting people. His famous line is: "Your mom gay."
#Smart #RickAndMortyFan #tornmap
tornmap by BarnmanDonkeywall March 26, 2018
Tornmap is a highly superior being that is classified as having an IQ of 600. During an interview, he admitted earning his IQ from a show known as 'Rick And Morty'. His other 200 IQ points come's from eating tide podes. Contrary to popular belief, Tornmap has stage 4 cancer and down syndrome. He also has Autism and cancer. Despite that, Tornmap is Mexican and his name is John. Tornmap lives under a bridge with a laptop. His digital home is known to be on Kongregate. Along side that, Tornmap is very good at roasting people. His famous line is: "Your mom gay."
Have you ever seen Tornmap on Kongrate?
tornmap by BarnmanDonkeywall March 26, 2018

Turnimax 

A No-Limit Texas Hold 'em poker game at the Trump riverboat casino in Gary, IN, where the maximum buy-in is $200. Actor Vince Vaughn has been known to lose thousands of dollars in these games.
"What are your limits here?"
"3/6, 6/12, and turnimax."
Turnimax by Jeff H. & Tom F. November 19, 2005
girls named tonima live in their own meticulously crafted daydream, don't like people and capital letters and are best friends with Zendaya, Timothée Chalamet, Harry Styles and Conan Gray. They also are the biggest Harry Potter fans out there and anxious af
H: oh look there's Timothée Chalamet's bff coming our way
S: wow i didn't know tonima was coming today
tonima by shuji September 9, 2020
She is a nice person and is dating someone named Jaiden.
Torniyah will always be my friend.
TorNiyah by Prxnxess Niyah November 25, 2021

tortimassi 

Mr tortimassi is a dick and also Kermit the frog
He is also a super athiest deuchbag
Ur being a tortimassi
tortimassi by Fat nut March 4, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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