by TheRealFan October 26, 2012
Get the Torged mug.Used by the Youtuber atsf in their World of warships videos. Torpedobeats take the Eurobeats used in certain animes when someone is drifting and apply it to dodging torpedo spreads from enemy players.
Wows player 1: I had some really good torpedobeats earlier
other person: how so?
Wows player 1: I dodged 3 full spreads of torpedos from a fubuki while I was fighting them in my Atago
Other person: Noice. wtf does that mean.
Wows player 1: its an injoke in Wows.
other person: how so?
Wows player 1: I dodged 3 full spreads of torpedos from a fubuki while I was fighting them in my Atago
Other person: Noice. wtf does that mean.
Wows player 1: its an injoke in Wows.
by a random weeb May 23, 2016
Get the torpedobeats mug.by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003
Get the pink torpedo mug.A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.
Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I
by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016
Get the Houdini Torpedo mug.The act of two people simultaneously dropping loads into a toilet. The initiator, or the first mate as they are known, sits at the rear of the toilet seat spreading their legs as wide apart as possible. The second participant, or deck hand as they are known, squats over the top allowing both members of the Double Torpedo to “dump” at the same time. Extreme care must be taken when performing this bathroom stunt, accidents are common.
First mate: "Dude I really need to shit"
Deck Hand: "Me too man"
First mate: "Hows this going to work with only one toilet?"
Deck Hand: "Double Torpedo"
First Mate: "Best idea you've ever had"
Deck Hand: "Me too man"
First mate: "Hows this going to work with only one toilet?"
Deck Hand: "Double Torpedo"
First Mate: "Best idea you've ever had"
by Ginge the Baron October 28, 2008
Get the Double Torpedo mug.I was on the Japanese metro bus yesterday, and this girl's tight little butt kept rubbing up against my dong and got me fully turged
During a middle school presentation, my phone vibrated in my pocket, resulting in a fully turged wang. Luckily, I hit a waistband tuck, and saved myself some embarrassment.
During a middle school presentation, my phone vibrated in my pocket, resulting in a fully turged wang. Luckily, I hit a waistband tuck, and saved myself some embarrassment.
by singleguy69 March 11, 2013
Get the Fully Turged mug.I just dispatched a spicy hot jalapeno torpedo into the bowels of the underworld after eating three enchiladas from taco hell 🔥
by Jimbo Jones the third 2.0 December 21, 2022
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