Tordonkley

When something is just so terrible, horrible, and unbelieveable at the same time.

We got bed bugs, this is tordonkley!

by Rimfa March 22, 2021

turdonkey

A turdonkey is what you call a fat chick that sits in the middle of a ski run and blocks everyone else from going down the mountain. Combines a "turkey" which refers to a person who takes up the middle of a ski run and a "donkey" which refers to a fat, ugly chick.

I almost skied right into that dumbass turdonkey today as I skied down a run. Would of been like hitting an elk with your truck.

by skidoo8649 February 15, 2010

Tomdonkey

Trying every sexual perversion you read on the internet on girls you pick up and still only getting a kick from a donkey for your troubles

you try a monkey face but get a donkey punch for trying such a stupid thing.
Your a Tomdonkey

by cjgdrgsergw November 12, 2008