Pastime carried out by females or males of the general public and or celebrities. The act of masturbation by a man or a woman thinking of a subject or persons being "topical"/ current i.e. in the news and or media at the time of the masturbation/wank act.

during the Wimbledon tennis tournament (2week period), if wanking in the morning, one might say:
"i woke up this morning and had a topical wank whilst thinking of Serena Williams nailing Tsvetana Pironkova with a strap on cock in a lesbian love fest.

"i bashed one out last night during the news to that Russian spy Anna Chapman. It was a deeply satisfying topical wank".

Topical Wank by Unknown Minman July 12, 2010

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Topical Parkour

Conversations with good friends esp. when inebriated, that rapidly jump from topic to topic with no preceding explanation.

How the hell did we get onto midget pron? Topical Parkour baby! Keep up!

Topical Parkour by ErinNina/ShiftySly October 11, 2014

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Topical Pop

A music genre invented by the New Zealand band Rangi and the Totos.

Is that rolling stones? nah, it's newest new zealands most iconic topical pop group, rangi and the totos!

Topical Pop by dopesurf21 August 21, 2020

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Topical Ointment Boy

Topical Ointment Boy is an imaginary superhero invented by the famed Joe Prete. It is used in a derogatory manner to describe someone who has bad skin.

Gosh, who does Steve think he is with that creme, topical ointment boy?

Topical Ointment Boy by Joe_is_like_Whoa January 2, 2006

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Topical Pop

A genre of music with current affairs at its heart, a comedic tone and a catchy melody.

'Him and the Layers' are the world's foremost Topical Pop group.

Topical Pop by therealmccoy September 16, 2020

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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