Topical Ointment Boy

Topical Ointment Boy is an imaginary superhero invented by the famed Joe Prete. It is used in a derogatory manner to describe someone who has bad skin.

Gosh, who does Steve think he is with that creme, topical ointment boy?

by Joe_is_like_Whoa January 02, 2006

Rambo Lace

When your friend has his shoes tied so tight that both sides are almost touching each other. One major indication is that the laces come out about a foot from the shoe.

While playing cranium, I could not keep my eyes off of Matt's obvious rambo lace.

by Joe_is_like_Whoa December 24, 2005