Rambo Lace

When your friend has his shoes tied so tight that both sides are almost touching each other. One major indication is that the laces come out about a foot from the shoe.

While playing cranium, I could not keep my eyes off of Matt's obvious rambo lace.

by Joe_is_like_Whoa December 24, 2005

Topical Ointment Boy

Topical Ointment Boy is an imaginary superhero invented by the famed Joe Prete. It is used in a derogatory manner to describe someone who has bad skin.

Gosh, who does Steve think he is with that creme, topical ointment boy?

by Joe_is_like_Whoa January 02, 2006