Topher one

When two people take a shit into the same toilet

Hey meeester I think you shit on top my my shit now it won’t flush cuz you gave it a topher one

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

One Up with a Topper

When a one up just isn't good enough and some "icing on the cake" is deemed necessary. Occasionally, the topper is topped without rebuttal. Both the "One Up" and the "Topper" are unusually suspicious.

Me: I had great seats for U2.

Friend (One Up): Yeah, well I had front row.

Friend (Topper): And, I got backstage.

Friend (Extra Topper): Oh yeah, the tickets were free!

Me (to myself): Unbelievable, another One Up with a Topper!

by jaffaj March 13, 2010