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Top blumpking

Whilst leaving an upper decker in the toilet, receive a blumpkin.
Yeah bro, earlier things got spicy with the wife and me in the bathroom. We top blumpking in there twice!
by Hazeydays December 14, 2024
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top gun blumpkin

1. An inverted blumpkin. 2. Performed while doing a handstand and receiving a blowjob, whilst shitting on oneself. 3. An inverted blow job shit fountain.
Iceman was riding Maverick's tail in a negative G inverted dive while performing a top gun blumpkin.
by Nik Mulb October 19, 2010
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Where a male shits in the tank of a toilet, whilst receiving a blowjob. From a female shitting in the reverse kanga position
Yesterday I walked in on Jayden and Rachel having a top decker reverse kanga blumkin
by Nicegary February 14, 2017
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