kanga

To Hop up on the toilet seat and squat like a Kangaroo when taking a dump. Often done out of fear of catching a VD of the toilet seat. Please note the two definitions provided by James Brick and PaddyM are actually incorrect and are discribing a Reverse Kanga, a witty practical joke that will keep your friends amused for hours)

Shit this crapper looks dirty, i better go the kanga.

by Danpat January 1, 2006

kanga

money, moola, cash, currency. Used amongst tradespeople in Melbourne, Oz.

"hey benny, you got my kanga?"

by Will3265 September 16, 2007

kanga

a prison guard

Hey, any kangas dish you out any damage?

by suicideslushpuppie December 22, 2019

kanga

When someone (usually of chinese extraction) stands / squats on the toilet seat itself when they are taking a shit.

"Someone broke the toilet seat, they must have been doing a kanga"

by Fishman October 26, 2004

kanga

Similar to a "fupa", but much larger. It orginates from "kangaroo." A kangaroo has that pouch in front to carry the joey.

That girl/guy has a huge kanga!

by franzkaf July 30, 2003

kanga

1. to do a reversie
2. 'bad' distribution in 500

1. "Fuck Robbielard, that kanga is damned nasty. Brat's gone in there and eaten it, the turd burglar he is," Wobs exclaimed.
2. "FFS, i've got a fucken kanga," muttered Von as his assbled from a metaphorical anal raping.

by t0bee April 20, 2009

kanga

When a person sits on the toilet seat backwards and aims to land his shit on the side of the bowl. Leaving a whole shit sitting there.

That kanga was poor, the shit slid into the water

by James Brick August 30, 2005