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Tootsiejob

When you stick your dick into a girls ass and it is covered in shit. Then she proceeds to lick it off until you ejaculate.
Dude 1: I heard you got a tootsiejob last night.
Dude 2: Yeah brosif; it was awesome when my dick was covered in all that shit but it was so clean at the end of the night that i didn't even bother to shower.
Tootsiejob by podizzle September 23, 2009
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tootsieroll 

A 3 inch long sweet caramel chewy candy.
Patrick divided the tootsieroll to share with Corazon and Ysabel.
tootsieroll by Rikiana November 17, 2019

tootsierolll 

Haimish has a small tootsierolll

TootsieRoller 

Can be used in place of any word. In other words, it means anything and everything you want to it mean.

A TootsieNazi is basically someone who corrects what you said but replacing it with the word TootsieRoller. Usually they follow up with something along the lines of "Can you use Tootsie Grammar, please?"
Zealous Carpenter: "I'm a Carpenter!" :D

Depressive Meanie Head TootsieNazi: "You mean 'TootsieRoller a Carpenter.' Please learn basic Tootsie vocabulary before you talk again." >.>

Zealous Carpenter: "That too!" :D

Creamy tootsieroll

A white man with a huge penis that looks brown in the middle and a creamy white color at the tip
"Damn that guy has an incredible Creamy tootsieroll "

Tennessee Tootsieroll

When you are ass fucking your cousin and give them a pink sock (pull out too quick and their asshole pops out). Then you caress their asshole with your tongue until the asshole goes back in.
I heard Tyler gave his cousin the Tennessee Tootsieroll last night!
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Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
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