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A word you use when you don’t know what the fuck to say in a conversation.
Brad, I’m breaking up with you.

Tooink.
Tooink by Dafurb December 3, 2019
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Tooink • toink • thoink • twoink • Toinked • toonk • thoinka • Thoinker • Thoinkie • thoinkster
Hey man, want to come over and smoke this thoink I just rolled?
Thoink by bearb24 November 25, 2014
A toonkle is when a person toots and tinkles at the same time.
“OMG Sarah just toonkled!”
Toonkle by •Ashlo• February 9, 2019

toonkasaurus 

a type of dinosaur. of the toonkie dinosaur family. They love bulbasaur.
the toonkasaurus is badass. i wish i had one.
toonkasaurus by toonkie July 3, 2008

Thoinkie 

Marijuana that is stuffed to capacity in a tobacco, hemp, or paper causing it to be larger than average is known as a “Thoinkie”.
(For Example) “I’m about to go roll me up a Thoinkie”
Thoinkie by Mrking123 January 16, 2021
a Twitter pig, an oinker. A twoink uses Twitter only for self-promotion, linking to his or her blog posts, etc., and never attempting to otherwise entertain or inform. Coined on 3/29/11 by Gene Weingarten of the Washington Post.
Look at his Twitter feed. One tweet a day, each a link to his comic strip. What a selfish twoink.
twoink by Askeptic April 16, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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