toohey

the most common name for a person who has rectal disorders

man:hey dylan do u have problems concerning your toohey?
Dylan: the only problem i have is a rectal one in my rectum :D

by Alexl2e July 11, 2007

Kye toohey

such a swag man, instant orgasm when near him.... 10/10 MEGA THICC ;))))

bob: man she lookin like a Kye toohey
bill: yessir

by Lucidist July 2, 2021

Ethan Toohey

No words can capture the pure beauty of Ethan Toohey. Diagnosed with a rare form of cancer in 2006, Ethan was a courageous warrior until the monster took him over in the final battle of his life. Although cancer might've claimed his body, it has in no way shape or form claimed his compassionate, brave spirit. He has pulled together people from all across the US to make a stand against childhood cancer and inspired people to strive to do their best each and everyday. He has taught us all that each day we wake up is a gift and to live with no regrets. His 5 year battle was never lonely, as he had the whole town of New Hope behind him every step of the way, even though he never showed any reason for us to worry. Throughout it all, Ethan fought through his battle with his head held high and not once did anyone ever hear him mutter a complaint as to why, out of all people, did this happen to him. Ethan touched the hearts of everyone he met and he could light up a whole school with his presence. This inspiring 15 year old boy taught us all that no matter how hard of a day you might think you're having, you should take time to step back and think about how lucky you have it. Ethan, you are sorely missed in the hearts of many. May your soul carry on and bless the other spirits in heaven that you meet. Every time we see rays of sunshine down here in New Hope, we'll know it's you shining your warming light through the halls again. Rest In Peace. Gone but never forgotten.

I don't want to run this mile today.

Ethan Toohey did a lot of things he didn't want to do for five years. I'm pretty sure you can take 10 minutes out of your day to run one mile.

by newhopelovesethan September 14, 2011

Finn Toohey

he has a half Windsor knot, carries a briefcase everywhere, his teeth are still not fully developed yet, and his hair looks like he just woke up.

Person 1: Who was the person who made the 56 page revision powerpoint?
Person 2: Finn Toohey, who else would waste their whole day doing that lol.

by OXFORD DlCTlONARY March 23, 2022

Lachlan Toohey

silent treatment, thinks he is an usso but is a pussio

yeah youre a lachlan toohey

by daddypedro March 10, 2022

Toomeyed

When a politician runs for office on the premise that he has principles and will defend a particular position, but abandons those principles during his first term, the people who voted for him have been "Toomeyed".

The Jr. Senator from PA ran in 2010 as a staunch defender of the 2nd amendment, assumed office in 2011, and in 2013 Toomeyed the voters by joining with with the likes of Chuck Schumer and Dianne Feinstein in a "Yes" vote for cloture on S 649.

by Ewussor April 13, 2013

toomey

Named after Senator Patrick Toomey (R) from Pennsylvania who is notorious for ignoring his constituents (he held zero in-person town halls since becoming elected in 2016 throughout key policy discussions including the appointment of various cabinet members requiring Senate approval to debating health care legislation, and he received tens of thousands of faxes from constituents who were unable to reach him using his email or phone), to toomey someone is to wilfully ignore them, especially in cases where it is one's job to pay attention to them.

Person A: Can you believe it?! That tech support guy just hung up on me!

Person B: Dude, you've just been toomeyed.

by citizen_grammarian June 23, 2017