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One who's appendages resemble a tubular like structure. Particuallaly found among people with out muscle, or that do not take part in lifting weights.
A Toob-er may be found in groups of smokers, beer drinkers, and/or be of an age that is not preferable to be working out (very small chilcdren are much more likely to be Toob-ers)
Toob-er(s)may have tube like arms that resemble a paper towel roll, they also may have toob like legs that resemble a drinking straw.
Toob-er by Ramborach May 30, 2008
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The stupid shit head that walks around in Modern Warfare online and grenade launches people until you rage.
That's the 7th and final time that toober grenade launches me! *BOOM* AHHHHH!
Toober by Dancing_Burritos January 6, 2010

Magic Toober 

A large spherical organ below the lungs that allows unicorns to do all that fancy fantasy shit they do.

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Make sure you don't eat the Magic Toober when we're eating our unicorn on Crayon Day.

My pet unicorn is having Magic Toober problems.
Magic Toober by Scott Fox :] March 28, 2009

Tooberculosis 

Man look at that guy he's got tooberculosis
Toober is a person who uploads videos to youtube, subscribes to youtube channels or a fan of youtube also known as utoob.
Ray William Johnson is my favorite Toober
Toober by mactifosi May 18, 2010

Tooberlober 

Someone who likes anus in and around their anus.
Wow, Connor is such a tooberlober!!
Tooberlober by Sir Tooberlober October 25, 2012

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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