Toob’n

The act of master-bating during a video conference with your co-workers.

I thought the video conference was over so I just started loob’n and toob’n. My bad! 🤗

Toob’n by Offensive Nibbling October 19, 2020

Toob’n

The act of masterbating on a video conference with your co-workers.

I thought the video conference had ended so I just started loob’n and toob’n.

Or

Hey Bob, can you please stop toob’n for a minute and show us this quarter’s financials.

Toob’n by Offensive Nibbling October 19, 2020

noob toob

also spelled noob tube
A term used for a rocket launcher or RPG in video games, given the name due to its lack of neccesary accuracy

Stop using that noob toob or I will ban you from the server

noob toob by HKGunner March 13, 2005

Noob Toob

A grenade launcher used in call of duty modern warfare that is shot across the map to kill the whole team.

Dude stop using that friggin noob toob you ass

Noob Toob by ccccccccccch May 13, 2009

noob toob

A term used for the grenade launcher attachment in call of duty. Named for the lack needed skill only noobs use it even in RL.

(Marine):DoOd LoOk At mY 1337 NaDe LaUnCh3r
(Marine's friend):LaWl only nubs use noob toobs

noob toob by Flipsk8r1409 March 31, 2009

Noob toob

A very small penis

You have a noob toob, bro

Noob toob by CoolGuy♡♡ May 6, 2018

Noob Toob

A Noob toob is someone who is really stupid, and misspells common words, also someone who cant speak properly or use the right context of english.
(also someone who spells tube toob)

e.g. (lucas said)How do i spell the word elf?
e.g. (lucas said)it saids plz click sex so i did and i say i didnt
e.g. (Steve wrote) you place the sodium bicarbonate in the test toob

Steve and lucas are both noob toobs

Noob Toob by Killer toob April 18, 2006