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too big

In terms of the male sex organ, it is when the penis tears the vagina on a regular basis due to its considerable girth and length.

In terms of the female sex organ, it is when the vaginal walls are stretched to the extent that the majority of penises which find themselves within them feel little to no sensation, thus reducing sexual pleasure significantly.
Jeremy's penis was too big - all four of his ex-girlfriends needed stitches in their vaginal regions.

Susie's vagina was too big, her boyfriend lost his erection when it became clear his penis did not even touch the sides of her vaginal regions.
by Jiggityjiggityjoo February 13, 2014
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Too big

A guy that tells you he is too big to listen to you is a good thing for you. At least you know he's not trying to play up to your ego with what he's saying to you, he's telling you what he really thinks of you. Even if he's doing something right, you know you're not fucking up. So if you haven't left your humility behind, nobody needs to make sure you're in line with their agenda or plan.
Sometimes it's good to bask in what someone else did right, even if they got too big for you and they think you're slow or stupid now.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
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Too Big

Theres no such thing. And the fact that you are looking this up on Urban Dictionary shows this is not a problem that you will ever have to worry about.
Your Girlfriend: Hey Babe! Your best friends dick pics just got leaked and look its 10 inches!

You: Damn, thats wayyy too big tho right?

Your Girlfriend: Uhhh….
by btcterms May 2, 2023
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Too big

Hym "Nahnahnah that shit isn't happening. Nobody said anything about too big motherfucker that is not reality. The fat-cocks are exempted entirely from all of the male body shaming that takes place. Not a thing. Never happened. I'm the only one doing it or saying it. No."
by Hym Iam February 11, 2024
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too big to fail

Excuse given by those supporting the wealthy establishment for why millions in taxpayer dollars should be given to large corporations to prevent them from defaulting.
Fake News made sure to drive the point home every few minutes that $10 billion needed to be given to Goldman Sachs because it is too big to fail (that is, so that their investors wouldn't take such a hard hit).
by rich rick July 22, 2011
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too big to rig

The massive Trump 2020 presidential election loss that must be demonstrated in order to preclude any meaningful chance of legal challenge.
Every eligible citizen MUST get out and vote. This one's gotta be too big to rig and too real to steal.
by YAWA October 12, 2020
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Too big for your britches

Adjective phrase meaning that your assumed position is slightly larger than the actual position you belong in, hence the idiom referring to the too big for the pair of pants.
When you smarted off to the boss yesterday, everyone in the office thought you were too big for your britches.
by rhetorensic December 18, 2009
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