Stacy Sabotage

When a girl who has seen your dick reveals that it is in fact very small.
Person 1: "Yo, why hasn't Mike gotten laid in a while?:

Person 2: "A few months ago he fucked Brenda and she Stacy Sabotaged him."

Person 1: "Oh damn, now his career is over."
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Two-Inch Rule

If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating
Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"

Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."

Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"

Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."

Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."
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Too Big

Theres no such thing. And the fact that you are looking this up on Urban Dictionary shows this is not a problem that you will ever have to worry about.
Your Girlfriend: Hey Babe! Your best friends dick pics just got leaked and look its 10 inches!

You: Damn, thats wayyy too big tho right?

Your Girlfriend: Uhhh….
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Instagram

A platform a smart boyfriend should never let their girl post on.
Jake let his girlfriend post on instagram for the whole world to see her massive knockers in a bikini. The next week Asher fucked her brains out.

Nice Job Jake!
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SEC LDR

an SEC LDR, or a long distance relationships that exists while one member is at an Sec school. Usually, especially when the attending member is a girl, this ends with the member attending the school cheating a considerable amount of times.
Person 1: hey I heard your girlfriend is sucking mad football player dick in college

Person 2: it’s ok we’re in an SEC LDR
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Cuck Breath

the breath of a man that reeks of another man semen, which he has eaten out of his girlfriend/wife's pussy. Presumably after she had fucked that other man.
*kiss

Lisa: "Ooh babe, your breath still smells like that load you ate out of me last night."

James: "Yeah, I have Cuck Breath."
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Cuck Call

When a guy gets a call from his girlfriend while she is engaging in a sexual act with another man.
*Ring

Boyfriend: "Hey, whatsup babe?"

Girlfriend: "Gluck, Gluck, Gluck..."

Boyfriend: "Oh, shoot I just got Cuck Called."
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