Tonsch 

a.) See "tonsch"

b.) Deragotory name for a male receptionist incapable of relaying a message.

Get off my tonsch!

I'll show you the shape of my tonsch

Tonsch by Dexter McNerdy March 31, 2009

torschlusspanik 

A German word that means to suffer a feeling of time draining quickly or to suffer a feeling of time loss. A sense of anxiety or fear caused by the feeling that life's opportunities are passing by and diminishing as one ages. Has a literal meaning of "gate closing panic."

Guy 1: Hey man I'm feeling so depressed nowadays. I feel like time is going too fast and I'm missing a lot of opportunities...
Guy2: You mean torschlusspanik?

torschlusspanik by pixelvince April 5, 2021

Tosche Station 

A general store found in the city of Anchorhead, on the planet of Tatooine. Retailer of power converters.

LUKE: But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters...
OWEN: You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. Now come on, get to it!

Tosche Station by Nick Norris August 20, 2006

Tonch 

n. a tincture, often referring to tinctures with cannabis.

v. to administer a tincture, as in, to tonch, tonching, tonched.

Man, that's some pretty strong tonch.
People, I'm tonched from tonching the tonch.

Tonch by natnatlovespandas November 21, 2016

Tosches 

Definition 1: a god who walks this earth mearly to bless mortal men with his presence he is most commonly referred to as the god of sex and happiness and is most commonly associated with carisma his narsissism is often beyond comparison and is deserving of such self proclaimed greatness he is most commonly disguised as a mortal man with geniun mortal flaws and imperfections

Definiton 2: Narcissism one usually uses this term in a derrogatory mannor as to imply it is a flaw

Definition 3: A god desguised as a mortal

Definition 4: The Man

Definition 5: A masculine specimen of male perfection

The early egyptions worshipped the immortal man Tosches or Aonne Revvelle believing this man to bring about the sun in the sky and Fertility in men

Tosches by daddyyankee54345 January 13, 2009

Tonicha 

She is great person to be around. Always has the best advise to give but unfortunatly cant take her own. Likes to laugh at people with abnormal facial features eg. Noses. Down to earth. Doesn't take ANY shit off ANYONE. Usually friends with poeple with freaky combovers. Very emotional. BUT an all round decent person !!!!!

I feel like fucking tonicha today !
lets go to tonicha for great friendly advice !
Tonicha ''wow YOU ARE AMAZING'' !

Tonicha by yehbow February 4, 2010

tonch 

Penile flatulence, is an emission or expulsion of air from the penis that may occur during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. ...

a dick-fart.

(male version of a queef)

"Dude, I was masturbating and halfway through, I totally tonched."

"You fuckin' tonch!"

"Go tonch somewhere else."

"I queefed out tonch."

tonch by TIGERnorris March 20, 2010