Tonsch
Tonsch by Dexter McNerdy March 31, 2009
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torschlusspanik
A German word that means to suffer a feeling of time draining quickly or to suffer a feeling of time loss. A sense of anxiety or fear caused by the feeling that life's opportunities are passing by and diminishing as one ages. Has a literal meaning of "gate closing panic."
Guy 1: Hey man I'm feeling so depressed nowadays. I feel like time is going too fast and I'm missing a lot of opportunities...
Guy2: You mean torschlusspanik?
Guy2: You mean torschlusspanik?
torschlusspanik by pixelvince April 5, 2021
Related Words
Tonsch • Tonicha • tonch • Tonche • Torschlusspanik • Torsch Treat • Tosches • tomscharli • Tomschoolery • tonchi
Tosche Station
A general store found in the city of Anchorhead, on the planet of Tatooine. Retailer of power converters.
LUKE: But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters...
OWEN: You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. Now come on, get to it!
OWEN: You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. Now come on, get to it!
Tosche Station by Nick Norris August 20, 2006
Tonch
n. a tincture, often referring to tinctures with cannabis.
v. to administer a tincture, as in, to tonch, tonching, tonched.
v. to administer a tincture, as in, to tonch, tonching, tonched.
Tonch by natnatlovespandas November 21, 2016
Tosches
Definition 1: a god who walks this earth mearly to bless mortal men with his presence he is most commonly referred to as the god of sex and happiness and is most commonly associated with carisma his narsissism is often beyond comparison and is deserving of such self proclaimed greatness he is most commonly disguised as a mortal man with geniun mortal flaws and imperfections
Definiton 2: Narcissism one usually uses this term in a derrogatory mannor as to imply it is a flaw
Definition 3: A god desguised as a mortal
Definition 4: The Man
Definition 5: A masculine specimen of male perfection
Definiton 2: Narcissism one usually uses this term in a derrogatory mannor as to imply it is a flaw
Definition 3: A god desguised as a mortal
Definition 4: The Man
Definition 5: A masculine specimen of male perfection
The early egyptions worshipped the immortal man Tosches or Aonne Revvelle believing this man to bring about the sun in the sky and Fertility in men
Tosches by daddyyankee54345 January 13, 2009
Tonicha
She is great person to be around. Always has the best advise to give but unfortunatly cant take her own. Likes to laugh at people with abnormal facial features eg. Noses. Down to earth. Doesn't take ANY shit off ANYONE. Usually friends with poeple with freaky combovers. Very emotional. BUT an all round decent person !!!!!
tonch
Penile flatulence, is an emission or expulsion of air from the penis that may occur during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. ...
a dick-fart.
(male version of a queef)
a dick-fart.
(male version of a queef)
"Dude, I was masturbating and halfway through, I totally tonched."
"You fuckin' tonch!"
"Go tonch somewhere else."
"I queefed out tonch."
"You fuckin' tonch!"
"Go tonch somewhere else."
"I queefed out tonch."
tonch by TIGERnorris March 20, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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