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Tonguelick 

1. A Caucasian white person who seems to never stop studying or caring for school or is always studying way more than he/she should. This includes (but is not limited to) one that would make flash cards for everything and anything, asks unnecessary questions in class, is a teacher's pet/suckup, and/or follows every single rule and also tries to enforce them. Note: He/She does not have to get good grades to be a chung bong AND an Asian "tonguelick" would be called a chung bong as "tonguelicks"s can only be white.
Example for definition 1...:
My friend is a tonguelick. Everyday at lunch he has to study for a 10 point miniquiz in math. Seriously, he won't even eat food sometimes if we have a real test and sometimes even a quiz.
Tonguelick by TheWokman April 8, 2008
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Tongue Lick 

When you take your tongue and lick the whole shaft of the dick and then the balls and then take the tongue and lick the pubs on his anus and his balls.. Then you take your tongue and lick his anus. then to top it off you Put ur tongue on his tongue and make him taste what u were licking! ( can be used with girls and their cunts to)
" LAYLA, tongue lick my Balls, I want to taste my cum tonight and my ass"!
" Fuck me baby, Tongue lick my fishy cunt!"
Tongue Lick by Dickwad December 14, 2004

tonguejack 

To lick furiously with intent to stimulate or destroy. Usually tongue jacking is done to the asshole, cooter, or nuts.
My shitboxwas in need of an immidiate tonguejacking due to the massive load my boyfriend just blew on it.
Also see...toungejack.
tonguejack by Shweetbox August 4, 2005

TongueFuck

To kiss someone passionately with the your tounge as if you're giving oral to them, as moving tongue really fast in someone else's mouth like a vibrator
I was enjoying tonguefucking you!
TongueFuck by Sexguru30 May 11, 2016

tonguefuck

A food or drink that smells utterly rank but tastes quite good. (Ex: Red Bull) It can also be applied to a food or beverage that smells good but tastes quite bad. (ex: laundry detergent, do not try)
person 1: bro, red bull smells hella grody. how does it taste?

person 2: nah brah, red bull's delish. that shit's a tonguefuck

Tongueliguist

When you can speak in many tongues while going downtown on the Mrs …
When going down you apply the “Tongueliguist” alphabet in multiple languages until she reaches Linguistic climax!
Tongueliguist by Zakkmylde August 12, 2026

Tongueliguist

When you go downtown on the Mrs using multiple alphabet patterns until she reaches linguistic climax.
Which Tongueliguist tonight hunny? Roman numerals or Latin whispers of passion
Tongueliguist by Zakkmylde August 12, 2026
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