Definitions by Zakkmylde

Tongueliguist

When you go downtown on the Mrs using multiple alphabet patterns until she reaches linguistic climax.

Which Tongueliguist tonight hunny? Roman numerals or Latin whispers of passion

Tongueliguist by Zakkmylde August 12, 2026

Tongueliguist

When you can speak in many tongues while going downtown on the Mrs …

When going down you apply the “Tongueliguist” alphabet in multiple languages until she reaches Linguistic climax!

Tongueliguist by Zakkmylde August 12, 2026

Forny 

When food makes you horny you feel the combined emotions of food-horny at the same time.

That feeling is food orgasm when she says….Hey honey, food is ready!!!

Forny!

Forny by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023

Captain 

When your clothing line in your closet resembles the main isle at you’re local hardware store

Hey Captain Coupon … where can I find the hammer isle. “Excuse me? I don’t work here I’m just a regular customer”.

Captain by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023

Captain 

When you’re clothing line in your closet resembles the main isle at you’re local hardware store.

Hey Captain Coupon… where can I find the hammer isle. “Excuse me? I don’t work here I’m just a regular customer”.

Captain by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023

Captain Rona 

When the fashion clothes fairy has completely missed your house and you’re entire wardrobe is purchased at you’re local hardware store

Yo Captain Rona, is that a belt or a tool pouch?

Captain Rona by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023

Billy Breadstick 

There’s always that one uncle at the dinner table who just can’t stop. The inner drive for carb addictions runs so deep his body begins to take on the shape of a baguette 🥖

Yo Billy Breadstick, save some for us will ya !

Billy Breadstick by Zakkmylde November 2, 2023