Zakkmylde's definitions

Captain

When your clothing line in your closet resembles the main isle at you’re local hardware store

Hey Captain Coupon … where can I find the hammer isle. “Excuse me? I don’t work here I’m just a regular customer”.

by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023

Captain

When you’re clothing line in your closet resembles the main isle at you’re local hardware store.

Hey Captain Coupon… where can I find the hammer isle. “Excuse me? I don’t work here I’m just a regular customer”.

by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023

EdZakhary

That’s EdZakhary, (exactly) what I was talking about bro!!!

Hey you have the EdZakhary disease, where your face looks EdZakhary,(exactly) like your ass!

by Zakkmylde November 13, 2017

Billy Breadstick

There’s always that one uncle at the dinner table who just can’t stop. The inner drive for carb addictions runs so deep his body begins to take on the shape of a baguette 🥖

Yo Billy Breadstick, save some for us will ya !

by Zakkmylde November 2, 2023

Forny

When food makes you horny you feel the combined emotions of food-horny at the same time.

That feeling is food orgasm when she says….Hey honey, food is ready!!!

Forny!

by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023

Captain Rona

When the fashion clothes fairy has completely missed your house and you’re entire wardrobe is purchased at you’re local hardware store

Yo Captain Rona, is that a belt or a tool pouch?

by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023

Billy Breadstick

When you can’t afford meth so you get hooked on bread stick carbs

Yo billy breadstick , pass me a bun will ya

by Zakkmylde November 2, 2023