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Tongue-o 

The act of inserting the tongue into the birth canal or urethra of any bodily oraface.
Ron-“I don’t know what to get her for valitines day”

Richard-“just chuck her a tongue-o”
Tongue-o by Lettucekisses June 20, 2018
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tongue of hazard 

performing the art of cunnilingus with a tongue that goes buck-wild. the "tongue of hazard" technique involves rapid tongue thrusting on various parts of vagina. it is known to satisfy any woman with the utmost level of gratification
John: Hello ... Atlantic Avenue Deli, may I help you?
Linda: You know who this was when you were performing the "tongue of hazard" on me last night"
John: I'll go get Joe
tongue of hazard by Bouc of Hazard December 14, 2008

Tongue out horizontally 

Guy: Im gonna stick my tongue out horizontally
Girl: NOOOOO

Sticking your tongue out and down 

When a thot is trying to get dick they stick there tongue out and down To try to be sexy however they usually are not sexy and when they are really desprite they roll they're eyes back
The is only one word to describe them

THOTS.
That thots tongue almost fell out when she was sticking her tongue out wnd down
Sticking your tongue out and down

Tongue of Ab 

A weapon of mass pleasure capable of causing orgasam in seconds
The tongue of Ab is great in me
Tongue of Ab by kljkljlkkljl October 28, 2010

Tongue of Scott

The most talented tongue possible. Capable of driving a woman to sexual ecstasy and bringing her to an endless number of orgasms. A tongue capable of actually reaching a womans G spot. A tongue that can circle, move up and down, back and forth, in and out and spell Mississippi again and again for extended periods of time. A tongue that can pleasure a woman inside as well as outside her vagina. A tongue that a woman craves 24/7. A tongue that the meer site of can bring a woman to her knees.
Last night, Lou got the Tongue of Scott for over an hour and had over 20 orgasms from tongue action alone. Lou said that the Tongue of Scott was something that she could never get enough of.
Tongue of Scott by S. Edward Smith February 6, 2004

Tongue of the Serpent

when urine unexpectedly comes out of the penis in two polar directions; bidirectional urination
"There were two urinals open, and I couldn't decide which one to go to, so I just Tongue of the Serpent-ed that shit!"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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