Tongue Dry 

The act of licking or sucking another persons' asshole.

She wanted me to lick her ass yesterday, so I got my TONGUE DRY.

Tongue Dry by Mr.510SAM January 2, 2010

DTS (Dry Tongue Syndrome) 

A naturally occurring medical condition in which an animal is sleeping, the tip or part of their tongue then extends out of their mouth causing dryness on that part of the tongue, which normally requires retraction or licking upon waking up to remove the dry feeling. This can occur to any part of the mouth, but is generally in the direction of gravity. This is a common condition in dogs, cats, and some larger zoo animals. It may also occur to humans who are in a very deep sleep, or a deep sleep due to intoxication or other un-natural reasons.

The symptom is extremely relative to a human sticking their tongue on a frozen poll.

Man, look at Rover, he always has DTS (Dry Tongue Syndrome) after he falls asleep on the couch! Poor dog.....

DTS (Dry Tongue Syndrome) by T.Talkington May 29, 2013

Dry Tongue Chaffing 

When you`re young and with a girl, but afraid to eat the lunchpail raw, so you tongue it through her pants.

Hey Cooper how was Kayla last night? Man she wouldn`t take off her pants so now i got dry tongue chaffing!

Dry Tongue Chaffing by BigDaddy618 April 21, 2010

dry pepsi breath too much stubble and tongue 

when a man who drinks too much diet pepsi, who cant kiss, shoves his tongue down your throat and leaves a rash on your face from his stubble

i cringed when i thought of his dry pepsi breath too much stubble and tongue from last night

dry pepsi breath too much stubble and tongue by fortatkinsonknowitall April 15, 2007

dry toungue 

Not speaking what's on your mind.

I'm not going to have a "dry toungue" about this.

dry toungue by Slim Mack April 19, 2018

tongueday

A day of the week where every guy finds a special girl to tongue down. It could be anyone that you've always wanted to tongue down. Unless you're gay and into ass eating then it's a totally different meaning.

Now that it's Tongueday I can finally, eat Amy's shaved twat.

tongueday by dick and jane October 13, 2014