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tongue depressor

A name for an ugly lesbian
What do you call an ugly lesbian? A tongue depressor
tongue depressor by T-DAWG September 17, 2004

tongue depressor

i'm never going to that restaurant again... they only stuff they have on their menu are tongue depressors.

tongue depressor

its when u find a chick with a weak gag reflex who usually doesnt like to suck dick but will and stick ur wood in her mouth as far as possible, making her gag and choke with out mercy.... u can also add a " say ahhh" in their for comedic purposes
" man she'll mever blow me again cause i told her to say ahhhh and they gave her the tongue depressor and she almost threw up "
tongue depressor by fwankief April 26, 2010

Tongue Depresser 

Vaginal, to anal, to oral intercourse.
Tongue Depresser by Delaney February 20, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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