Definitions by Delaney

slard 

Slutty+retard. Originally used to define the "selection" of woman living or gathering in the general vicinity of Las Vegas.

hilton slard = uber slard. Only Paris Hilton and strippers can achieve this level.

Why do all girls that move to vegas become hilton slards?

slard by delaney April 18, 2005

claughing

a state of laughing and crying at same time.

It was so funny I started claughing.

claughing by Delaney February 19, 2005

Tongue Depresser 

Vaginal, to anal, to oral intercourse.

onos my tongue is now depressed

Tongue Depresser by Delaney February 20, 2004