the art of licking the ENTIRE body of your partner. Not necessarily limited to just the area in between one's legs...(Boobs, ass, back...as in bathing)
"Let me give you a tongue bath, I'll lick you from head to toe"."
A bath given to someone with your tongue, licking them EVERYWHERE, even behind the ears and in the belly button. Exactly the way a lion would to her cub. Involves licking the sweat and stickiness of the other person.
There is two versions of the Arabian Tongue Bath, both end the same way.
Version 1: During a {rusty trombone}, you accidently, (or not) you shart in your significant others face, they in turn proceed to clean your anus and crack, thus turning a {rusty trombone} into an Arabian Tongue Bath.
Version 2: Similar to above only started by a {cleveland steamer} (or the {cleveland steamroller} if your the messy type)
Example 1: KJ: Yo Berry, I should not have had that burrito yesterday, my girl was givin me a rusty trombone and I sharted on her.
First referenced on the Steve Dahl/Gary Meier show on WLS in Chicago in the 1980s, it refers to one or more people bathing an individual using only their (human) tongues as the washing/cleansing agent. Hence the name.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.