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tongue bath 

A bath given to someone with your tongue, licking them EVERYWHERE, even behind the ears and in the belly button. Exactly the way a lion would to her cub. Involves licking the sweat and stickiness of the other person.
I would tongue bath the fuck out of Austin Carlile after he gets off stage
tongue bath by lickmebaby1moretime November 8, 2012

egyptian tongue bath 

the art of licking the ENTIRE body of someone that is very dirty or "nappy"
I felt like I was giving an Egyptian tongue bath on that guy!
egyptian tongue bath by Alex Kesner December 25, 2007

Arabian Tongue Bath 

There is two versions of the Arabian Tongue Bath, both end the same way.

Version 1: During a {rusty trombone}, you accidently, (or not) you shart in your significant others face, they in turn proceed to clean your anus and crack, thus turning a {rusty trombone} into an Arabian Tongue Bath.

Version 2: Similar to above only started by a {cleveland steamer} (or the {cleveland steamroller} if your the messy type)
Example 1: KJ: Yo Berry, I should not have had that burrito yesterday, my girl was givin me a rusty trombone and I sharted on her.

Berry: Damn, whatd she do?

KJ: That dirty bitch turned it in to an Arabian Tongue Bath

Berry: Yeah!!!

Japanese Tongue Bath 

First referenced on the Steve Dahl/Gary Meier show on WLS in Chicago in the 1980s, it refers to one or more people bathing an individual using only their (human) tongues as the washing/cleansing agent. Hence the name.
"Pardon me, but I must be going; my manservant David has arrived to give me my weekly Japanese tongue bath."

Afghani Tongue Bath 

When one licks another's sweaty testicles whilst vacationing on a beach wearing a concealed suicide vest.
When on vacation, I awaited the unsuspecting Afghani Tongue Bath from an unknown stranger.

tonguebath 

What two clowns do when they meet up before they go deck some shreks. >:|
TONGUEBATHERS UNITE! Deck all shreks.
>O!!!!
tonguebath by LUHUHUSHDHASUHUA September 24, 2005
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