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Afghani Tongue Bath

When one licks another's sweaty testicles whilst vacationing on a beach wearing a concealed suicide vest.

When on vacation, I awaited the unsuspecting Afghani Tongue Bath from an unknown stranger.

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When another man proceeds to ejaculate onto another man's beard in a cold climate

Went camping with the homies....woke up with an Alaskan Ice Beard

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