A notoriously affluent town in Kent, home to housewives who drive Range Rovers, exclusively shop in Waitrose and cook in AGAs, and whose lives revolve solely around their dogs (namely goldendoodles and labradoodles).
The residents can be characterised by headlines such as 'Tunbridge Wells shoppers disgusted at the arrival of Poundland".
A town in Kent commonly confused with Tunbridge Wells. Houses a castle, some pubs and a river. And it also welcomes the lateHenry Cooper and Kelly Holmes
"Where do you come from?" "Tonbridge." "Tunbridge Wells?" "No, Tonbridge." "Whats the difference?" "About 7 miles and the spelling."
The feline equivalent of the turducken: tuna stuffed into a budgie stuffed into a gerbil, with the added bonus of no cooking time necessary. The mythical existence of the tunbudger is why many cats bring home small dead birds and rodents; to help you get stuffing.
Max hoped his human brought hometuna because he already had the budgie and the gerbil for tunbudger.
A Tonbridge sacking is when you ram your scrotum violently into a woman’s vaginal canal during sexual intercourse. It’s a right of passage to becoming a man in Tonbridge.
Sexual Act.
Whilst partaking in anal sex, the recieving party will begin pushing out a log of excrement till it makes contact with the tip. At this point, the giving party will ejaculate, injecting his load into the log. This will result in the formation of a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, which may be decorated with seepage.
Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like shit.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, Emily and I went hard last night.
Guy 1: Did you make a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, though?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude. It was lit.
Guy 1: Rad dude.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought homealot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.