tunbridge 

The male equivalent to the crazy cat lady

Did you see Kevin picked up another cat, he's turning into a Tunbridge

tunbridge by MovingTarget85 October 2, 2020

royal tunbridge wells 

A place used to signify right-wing reactionary and Tory-voting wealthy England. Sort of like Utah in the US.--only less mormons

"Disgusted of Royal Tunbridge Wells" ---a phrase used to express disgust at the moral spinelessness of UK pop culture.

royal tunbridge wells by J-Green September 22, 2006

Royal Tunbridge Wells 

A notoriously affluent town in Kent, home to housewives who drive Range Rovers, exclusively shop in Waitrose and cook in AGAs, and whose lives revolve solely around their dogs (namely goldendoodles and labradoodles).

The residents can be characterised by headlines such as 'Tunbridge Wells shoppers disgusted at the arrival of Poundland".

Yes this town has it's own Monopoly.

"Whereabouts in Kent are you from"
"Royal Tunbridge Wells"
"Ahhh so you're posh then"

Royal Tunbridge Wells by cheeseboardchap December 29, 2018

Tonbridge

A town in Kent commonly confused with Tunbridge Wells. Houses a castle, some pubs and a river. And it also welcomes the late Henry Cooper and Kelly Holmes

"Where do you come from?" "Tonbridge." "Tunbridge Wells?" "No, Tonbridge." "Whats the difference?" "About 7 miles and the spelling."

Tonbridge by Posh Birds Do It Best December 30, 2011

Tunbudger

The feline equivalent of the turducken: tuna stuffed into a budgie stuffed into a gerbil, with the added bonus of no cooking time necessary. The mythical existence of the tunbudger is why many cats bring home small dead birds and rodents; to help you get stuffing.

Max hoped his human brought home tuna because he already had the budgie and the gerbil for tunbudger.

Tunbudger by heymanster July 3, 2016

Tonbridge Sacking 

A Tonbridge sacking is when you ram your scrotum violently into a woman’s vaginal canal during sexual intercourse. It’s a right of passage to becoming a man in Tonbridge.

We gave skinners a right old Tonbridge Sacking yesterday.

Tonbridge Sacking by Jimmy Tomlinson September 29, 2021

Tonbridge Reverse Eclair

Sexual Act.
Whilst partaking in anal sex, the recieving party will begin pushing out a log of excrement till it makes contact with the tip. At this point, the giving party will ejaculate, injecting his load into the log. This will result in the formation of a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, which may be decorated with seepage.

Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like shit.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, Emily and I went hard last night.
Guy 1: Did you make a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, though?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude. It was lit.
Guy 1: Rad dude.

Tonbridge Reverse Eclair by Roger Lichtenstein July 15, 2016