by MovingTarget85 October 2, 2020
Get the tunbridge mug.A place used to signify right-wing reactionary and Tory-voting wealthy England. Sort of like Utah in the US.--only less mormons
"Disgusted of Royal Tunbridge Wells" ---a phrase used to express disgust at the moral spinelessness of UK pop culture.
by J-Green September 22, 2006
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A notoriously affluent town in Kent, home to housewives who drive Range Rovers, exclusively shop in Waitrose and cook in AGAs, and whose lives revolve solely around their dogs (namely goldendoodles and labradoodles).
The residents can be characterised by headlines such as 'Tunbridge Wells shoppers disgusted at the arrival of Poundland".
Yes this town has it's own Monopoly.
The residents can be characterised by headlines such as 'Tunbridge Wells shoppers disgusted at the arrival of Poundland".
Yes this town has it's own Monopoly.
by cheeseboardchap December 29, 2018
Get the Royal Tunbridge Wells mug.A town in Kent commonly confused with Tunbridge Wells. Houses a castle, some pubs and a river. And it also welcomes the late Henry Cooper and Kelly Holmes
"Where do you come from?" "Tonbridge." "Tunbridge Wells?" "No, Tonbridge." "Whats the difference?" "About 7 miles and the spelling."
by Posh Birds Do It Best December 30, 2011
Get the Tonbridge mug.The feline equivalent of the turducken: tuna stuffed into a budgie stuffed into a gerbil, with the added bonus of no cooking time necessary. The mythical existence of the tunbudger is why many cats bring home small dead birds and rodents; to help you get stuffing.
Max hoped his human brought home tuna because he already had the budgie and the gerbil for tunbudger.
by heymanster July 3, 2016
Get the Tunbudger mug.A Tonbridge sacking is when you ram your scrotum violently into a woman’s vaginal canal during sexual intercourse. It’s a right of passage to becoming a man in Tonbridge.
by Jimmy Tomlinson September 29, 2021
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Whilst partaking in anal sex, the recieving party will begin pushing out a log of excrement till it makes contact with the tip. At this point, the giving party will ejaculate, injecting his load into the log. This will result in the formation of a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, which may be decorated with seepage.
Whilst partaking in anal sex, the recieving party will begin pushing out a log of excrement till it makes contact with the tip. At this point, the giving party will ejaculate, injecting his load into the log. This will result in the formation of a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, which may be decorated with seepage.
Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like shit.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, Emily and I went hard last night.
Guy 1: Did you make a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, though?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude. It was lit.
Guy 1: Rad dude.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, Emily and I went hard last night.
Guy 1: Did you make a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, though?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude. It was lit.
Guy 1: Rad dude.
by Roger Lichtenstein July 15, 2016
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