British, Oz, Irish definition of the derriere, backside, bum, bottom, etc...
It is NOT a FANNY as you yanks call it, a fanny is a front bottom, vagina, beaver, hairy axe wound etc...
'Don't you stick that up my arse, it hurts.'
Greek word for wanker.
Useful word to know when visiting Greece, as you'll need to use it.
"Ela re, Malaka"
"He's such a malaka!"
"Where do you come from?" "Tonbridge." "Tunbridge Wells?" "No, Tonbridge." "Whats the difference?" "About 7 miles and the spelling."
Lady garden: the female downstairs parts.
Otherwise known as vagina, pussy, minge, gash, kebab, flange, fanjita, fanny, jack and danny, beef curtains, wizards sleeve, cunt, mingita, vag, snatch, twat, front bottom.
"Ooh me lady garden!"
"She had to go and shave her lady garden for tonight"
"Ladies, please remember not to bash the lady garden against the pole"
"Ela, pame partouza!"
"You want partouza?"
The 'sleep' or muck you get in your eyes of a morning, or you just don't wash properly. Can be crusty. Not to be eaten.
'you've got eye bogies'
'I have crusty eyes, must be the eye bogies'
Britains only immigrant we actually managed to get rid of.
"Who's that girl?" "That's no girl, that's Madonna"