Tompletely

Totally and Completely combined.

Said as (tom-pleet-lee)

"I tompletely forgot!"

Tompletely by Meggsins December 20, 2007

A completely different Bullfish 

The expression is used to discribe a ”Different Kettle Of Fish” and a “Whole New Ballgame”. First used by Greg Western in 2017, combining the two sayings into one hybrid.

“This is a completely different Bullfish” G.Western 2017

A completely different Bullfish by Jimmym502 June 13, 2018

Completely Unfounded

1. A legal term that means: "We did it, but you can't prove it. And even if you CAN prove it, we'll drag out the litigation until your great-grandchildren are dead."

Corporate attorneys frequently use this phrase to defend their clients against civil lawsuits. And they get $500 a hour for this nonsense?

2. A kneejerk reaction to any accusation of white collar crime.

The attorney for Goldman Sachs said the government's fraud charges were "Completely Unfounded." After the press conference, he laughed all the way to the bank.

Completely Unfounded by Peter Kobs April 17, 2010

completely different level of swearing 

Used on those from a different country than you when dealing with and trying to understand their slang and accents.

"So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!" ~Cecil

"Wow. You guys are on like a completely different level of swearing over here." ~Cooper, EuroTrip

completely different level of swearing by DARKJESTER April 6, 2005

and now for something completely different 

A phrase coined by the British comedy troupe Monty Python. It is used to signify the arrival of something that is, indeed, completely different from whatever had been going on previously.

See also: Pythonesque comedy.

The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Llamas are larger than frogs.

Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Look out, there are llamas!

And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his nose.

and now for something completely different by NeNay July 18, 2005

And now for something completely different 

Monty python inspired phrase muttered under one's breathe, post vinegar strokes.

Usually said whilst concurrently closing all incognito tabs.

"Phwoar baby! YEeahh!!!!
Oh Oh. Aaaah!!!"
*momentarily looks sheepishly around room.
*closes all incognito tabs, and ponders the numerous posibilities in life*
"And now for something completely different!"
*Opens new tab, proceeds to read human interest new article, or check email / take a piss, organise taxes, etc.

And now for something completely different by Wayner Wayne September 12, 2021

completely fucking useless

Useless in every way the human mind can possibly comprehend

See the green party? They are completely fucking useless.

completely fucking useless by MrAbduldejihadbad June 6, 2008