Tomism

General term pertaining to any of a wide number of comical vulgarities, invented insults and mismangulated obscenities and curses made famous by a certain Tom K. (last name omitted)

"Oh, you MOTHER!"
"You FUCKNOB!"
(insert name) "...has an I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich"
"sons-of-bastages"
"Cancel Christmas forever"
"butt buddy bubba with the burlap balls"
"rump ridin' ridge runner"

Tomism by Frank Klaune November 6, 2003

Tomism

Tomism is a person who always is correct no matter what situation

Thomas has tomism

Tomism by Tom jones (he he he ) December 4, 2024

Tomism hater 

Tom taylors biggest opp. The only one who wont convert to tom taylorism, a wellfound fun religion based around everyone being one. Everyone being tom taylor. As tom taylors we are all equals. Jenson doesnt like this premise, hes the tomposter in all this, he will convert to tomism if its the last thing he does. We cant have a tom taylor hater living in this world. Im starting to suspect hes a tommorist. Its a dangerous world us toms live in.. and jenson just makes it one bit more dangerous..

“Did you hear that jenson hasnt converted yet??”
“Yeah its mad tom isnt it”
“It really is tom”

“I never thought jenson would be our tomism hater”

“Jensons such a tomist today, most tomophobic person i know”

“The toms will take over and make jenson convert”

“How can you be a tomism hater, do you know how this makes us feel, please i need you to convert for us.. for tom”

Tomism hater by Tom taylor August 30, 2023

Tomislav 

Tomislav is lovable and the best person on earth. Tomislav has the best personality ever and is really hot, Tomislav is loyal and will always have your back.

You’re so lucky to have Tomislav in your life

Wow have you seen Tomislav? He’s reallt hot

Tomislav by Roger56 June 12, 2018

Timism

A religion based on the belief that Tim exists.

I saw Tim lose at ping-pong the other day. I guess I'm a believer in Timism.

Timism by born_again_timist September 16, 2007

Tomisin

Tomisin is a boy or girl name but regardless they are hilarious and a great person to have as a friend

Person 1: Whoa that's a funny joke!
Person 2: Thanks tomisin made it up!

Tomisin by OopsTea August 25, 2017

Timism

Timism is a simple religion.
It is the beleif in a guy named Timothy Drobniak.
Not that he is any sort of saviour, god, or higher being, only that he is. Believing that someone exists counts as a belief, and that's what Timists are sticking with when it comes to Timism.

Timism does not conflict with any other religion.
A Timist is a believer in Timism.
Timism is the only thing that truly makes sense to all people.

Timism by xintellectualllx September 25, 2007