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Tominitis 

The inflammation (swelling) of one's cerebral cortex as a result of micromanagement by Tom. There is no known cure at the time of this post.

Symptoms: Do you often feel like a mouse? Do you find yourself with constant migraines?
Manager: Where is my update?
Employee: I am not working on that project.
Manager: I need to know everything...I need to understand
Employee: I think I am coming down with Tominitis
Tominitis by jimmy.johns55 September 16, 2010

taginistic 

When you are great at tagging someone.
You were very taginistic at capture the flag yesterday.
taginistic by Multion November 15, 2017

Tobinistic 

An addiction or uncontrollable attraction to obese horrible ugly girls. This common affliction is normally enhanced by excessive amounts of alcohol.
Declan, you are pure tobinistic!
Tobinistic by IrishJeff January 19, 2009

toonistication 

its where its a toon like loony toons
im gonna make a toonistication
toonistication by maps@2507 July 30, 2021

tominiscing 

when you’re reminiscing on the time you used to roleplay Tom Wambsgans on X The Everything App (formerly Twitter)
i’m tominiscing rn like crazyyyy stroking my shit
tominiscing by bunpixie December 27, 2024

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026