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Tominitis 

The inflammation (swelling) of one's cerebral cortex as a result of micromanagement by Tom. There is no known cure at the time of this post.

Symptoms: Do you often feel like a mouse? Do you find yourself with constant migraines?
Manager: Where is my update?
Employee: I am not working on that project.
Manager: I need to know everything...I need to understand
Employee: I think I am coming down with Tominitis
Tominitis by jimmy.johns55 September 16, 2010

taginistic 

When you are great at tagging someone.
You were very taginistic at capture the flag yesterday.
taginistic by Multion November 15, 2017

Tobinistic 

An addiction or uncontrollable attraction to obese horrible ugly girls. This common affliction is normally enhanced by excessive amounts of alcohol.
Declan, you are pure tobinistic!
Tobinistic by IrishJeff January 19, 2009

toonistication 

its where its a toon like loony toons
im gonna make a toonistication
toonistication by maps@2507 July 30, 2021

tominiscing 

when you’re reminiscing on the time you used to roleplay Tom Wambsgans on X The Everything App (formerly Twitter)
i’m tominiscing rn like crazyyyy stroking my shit
tominiscing by bunpixie December 27, 2024
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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