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Tomislav 

Tomislav is lovable and the best person on earth. Tomislav has the best personality ever and is really hot, Tomislav is loyal and will always have your back.
You’re so lucky to have Tomislav in your life

Wow have you seen Tomislav? He’s reallt hot
Tomislav by Roger56 June 12, 2018
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auntie tomina 

based off of uncle tom.

women who let men walk all over them/their kids. never stand up for themselves, but then later complain about it. allow themselves to become slaves to the men in their life. they consistently choose their man (husband or boyfriend) over everything, even their own kids.
person 1: "my mom's new boyfriend is a piece of shit. I told her to kick him out, but she said that if I didn't like it I could move out!"
person 2: "what a fucking auntie tomina"

toilaflexion 

\ toy'lah'FLEK'shun \ (v.)
The unnatural twisting and bending motions made by people as they wipe while still seated on a toliet. Toilaflexion can occasionally result in pulls or strains if performed while standing.
Dave: Hey Chris! What's with the body cast?
Chris: Awww I got toilaflexion while wiping my ass last week.
toilaflexion by Telephony November 16, 2010
Tamila is usually really pretty. A girl named Tamila is very sporty- that means that she is always good looking, she loves shopping and loves parties!
" Oh my that girl must definitely be Tamila "
Tamila by kitty cat kitty March 17, 2013

Temilade 

The best guy all around the name can be masculine or feminine. Temilade is a person who is very funny and smart.
Temilade makes me laugh all the time he's too funny
Temilade by wavyxkage4 June 2, 2021

tomilola 

Tomilola meaning - God is enough wealth for me. She's a perfect person imaginable. A sweet girl and love at first sight to all who sees her because she's incredibly beautiful and ridiculously hot. Tomilolas are a rare specie in this world, very sensitive, smart, compassionate and fun to be with and very tough. They're energy and exuberance is electrifying and despite their toughness, they're such a love birds.
She's ridiculously tomilola!
tomilola by King harry February 6, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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