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tomic
Bernard Tomic
Australian tennis player who was prodigised to be the next patt rafter for Australian tennis fans. Also knows as Tommy the 'tank' engine as he was accused by John McEnroe of tanking his match against Andy Roddick in the US Open in 2012. After two years in the spotlight of world class tennis tournaments, he has not achieved a single grand slam (while Leyton Hewitt at his age had archived 7 major titles, including Wimbledon) and continues to act like he's bigger than Jesus. He was recently arrested in Sydeney for drunken and aggressive behaviour, while being subdued he reminded the cops of 'who he was' and that they were plotting hate campaigns against him.
He lacks the respect of most Australians.
He lacks the respect of most Australians.
Aussie 1: Did you watch Bernard Tomic play Federer last night?
Aussie 2: No, I've lost interest in that guy, no one respects him anymore.
Aussie 1: Yeah, his blonde girlfriend was there though... She's pretty hot
Aussie 2: No, I've lost interest in that guy, no one respects him anymore.
Aussie 1: Yeah, his blonde girlfriend was there though... She's pretty hot
Bernard Tomic by TennisTruths November 2, 2012
Zeljko Tomic
The biggest Croatian fuck you will ever meet. His pubes somehow migrated to his head, as well as his penis. But u can’t see it because it is microscopically small. His favorite past time is jacking off on goats on his grandmas farm.
Zeljko Tomic by Bigpapa4568 June 4, 2019
giyuu tomioka
giyuu tomioka by saltpunch October 10, 2019
Giyuu Tomioka
Giyuu Tomioka by Nxreas September 29, 2019
tomiris
Dude Tomiris is this amazing person! Everything bout her is legit perfect! U be lucky if you have a friend like her. Oooo she can be a pain in the butt sometime but she always on yo side! She's the most beautiful person inside and out! She ain't some white basic material, she real!
tomiris by urbanguru67 June 29, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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