Tom Jerry 

Tom Jerry, a large stocky, coloured man who can bench press 200kg. He's a huge hit with the ladies due to his enormous penis and girls become enticed by the sight of his thick veiny meat. The first of the Jerry generation.

"Why can't you be more like Tom Jerry?"
"I wish I was Tom jerry"
"woaah check out that guys Tom Jerry!"

Tom Jerry by Caetoonman456 August 21, 2011

Tom and Jerry effect

A strange phenomenon encountered when attempting to cross an empty road, where right as you go to step out hundreds of cars suddenly show up and make you stand there waiting,

Named after the scenes in Tom & Jerry cartoons when they put a toe on the street and millions of cars rush by, they remove the toe and the street is quiet again.

Let's cross over here, I can't be bothered to walk to the crossing and there's nothing coming....(enter billions of cars from nowhere)....uh oh, damn Tom And Jerry Effect.

Tom and Jerry effect by LabMom March 6, 2010

Tom and Jerry 

LITERALLY THE MOST FUCKING GREATEST FUCKING TV SHOW EVER FUCKERS. I FUCKING LOVE DAMN TOM AND JERRY MOFO'S! 2+2 = 4 THAT FUCKING GODDAMN QUICK MATHS BITCH THIS IS A FUCKING GREAT SHOW warner bros ! YOU IS AWESOME. #1940

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TOM AND FUCKING JERRY IS AWESOME BITCH! - "Defined as tom and jerry is awesome"

Tom and Jerry by MmTomandJerry November 14, 2017

tom and jerry 

tom and jerry is a north american cartoon. the cartoon follows the antics of a cat named Tom (in the pilot 1939 "puss gets the boot" he was named Jasper)and jerry (unamed in pilot). The plot of tom and jerry is simple tom tries to catch jerry though the irony is tom causes more destruction than jerry would if left alone. the shorts have won 7 academy awards. The shorts have been censored recently due to the use of "black faces" the shots have been edited out poorly. despite this tom and jerry is still a great cartoon that kids and adults would watch.

person 1 "nah,face it. nothing is as good as anime"
person 2 "what about tom and jerry"
person 1 "oh,yeah, did you see the one where tom....

tom and jerry by tnj March 19, 2007

tom and jerry 

An awsome programe that rocks. About some cat named Tom and some anoying mouse called Jerry. The cat always tries to eat the mouse but the mouse always gets away.

Tom runs after mouse into garden. Mouse hides behide dog. Dog eats cat.thats an example of Tom and Jerry

tom and jerry by bob marley - the one and the only August 3, 2007

Tom and Jerry 

A cartoon of a cat named Tom and a Mouse named Jerry that go out of their way fuck with one another. A show usely aired on cartoon network and is enjoyable to watch while smoking reefer. Jerry is always making tom look like his bitch.

*You and Friend watching Tom and Jerry
Friend: You see Jerry just drop one kilo on Toms head?
You: Yeah Jerry's that nigga

Tom and Jerry by Nerd Nasty December 1, 2009

Tom and Jerry'd 

When you get hurt by an overly-complicated machine or plan , whether it be yours or someone else's .

Geoff: i made my own mouse trap, imma get that bitch
Dayshon: i doubt it with this rube goldburg ass design

*Mouse manages to break machine and it falls on Geoff
Dayshon: You got Tom and Jerry'd M8

Tom and Jerry'd by Dapper Day Day March 13, 2017