Tom Cock 

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids Incorporated.”

He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.

Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.

The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,

April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.

The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,

Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.

"Wow, Tom Cock sure was ahead of his time. He really made balls easily accessible for children. What a guy."

"Tom Cock? The most revolutionary man to walk the planet? Of course I know him!"

Tom Cock by kidneybean78 March 4, 2024

tom's cock 

when playing multiplayer on Call of Duty: Black Ops, you get killed by a tomahawk. what really happens is you suck on Tom's cock.

Black Ops: player 1 got killed by a tomahawk

Player 1: Damn! i just sucked on Tom's cock!!!

tom's cock by ijustknowandyoujustdont March 8, 2011

Tom Tom Take Two-Cock 

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.

"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"

Tom Tom Take Two-Cock by Jimmy Feltersnatch January 11, 2014

tomcockery 

when you see some shit that’s retarded or something that shouldn’t be happening.

(dies in a videogame) what is that tomcockery!!

tomcockery by skullmachinima July 18, 2022