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Tokyo Sandblaster 

A Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity developed by Conan O'Brien for the Conan Show. It is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place their ass close to their partner's face while firmly pressing their butt cheeks together. They then release their bowels, effectively blasting their partner in the face with a high pressure stream of shit, forcing them to squint and as a result creating the appearance of Asian features.
1. After Conan O'Brien's new show "Conan" Tokyo Sandblasted the shit out of the Tonight Show's ratings, he couldn't help but notice the shit running down his partners face bore a striking resemblance to the comedic stylings of Jay Leno.

2. Jay Leno enjoys Tokyo Sandblasters.

3. Conan is the shit, Jay Leno is a piece of shit.
Tokyo Sandblaster by Hugh Jweener November 12, 2010

tokyo sandblast 

When an Asian farts on you while you're going down on them.
That Asian chick I picked up last night totally Tokyo sandblasted me.
tokyo sandblast by Portland87 November 13, 2010

Tokyo sandblaster 

sexual innuendo referring to a position make popular by Conan O'Brien on his 2nd episode of the Conan show.
Have you ever done the Tokyo sandblaster?" "Not that I am aware of, but I have decorated the lady cake.
Tokyo sandblaster by Cigarettebutt75 November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

Noun -- Failed Cleveland Steamer in which rectal pressure turns out to be a shart instead of an actual bowel movement. This results in the receiver being peppered by fecal flecks as opposed to the expected full-blown turd.
My one night stand was begging for the Cleveland Steamer. Surprised, I decided to give it a try. I turned around and pushed... As it turns out, it was mostly gas and instead of the Cleveland Steamer, she got the Tokyo Sandblaster. Result? She liked it better! Guess who's not getting called back?
Tokyo Sandblaster by rugby_101 November 14, 2010

tokyo sandblaster 

A sexual position where the male is on top of the female, mid thrust, and then Conan O'Brien jumps through the door and says "YippeeKayYay Mister Falcon!"
My girl told me she loved me after we did the Tokyo sandblaster this weekend. Sha-wing!
tokyo sandblaster by shakesfear November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

A sexual act where a Japanese women with extremely chapped lips, often a prostitute but not always, gives a man an extremely harsh blowjob. Can be broadened to apply to any Asian female in need of lip balm.
Man! Mai really gave me the Tokyo Sandblaster last night! Where's the Burt's Bees when you need it?
Tokyo Sandblaster by FreakOutAdams November 12, 2010
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