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1. An educated cannabis smoker who knows about the various types and strains of the glorious herb, and their effects on the human body; including medicinal uses.
2. Someone who does not like to be refered to as a pothead or stoner, for they know far more than the average smoker and feel that he or she deserves a more fitting title than that of someone, who when brought to the attention that there are many different strains says, "Weed is weed!".
3. Someone who always has really good herb because they know what to get when making a purchase.
"I'm not a pothead, I'm a Toker; for a Toker...is an educated smoker."

"Oh no, Timmy doesnt fuck around; he's definately a Toker"
Toker by Sirus2008 January 13, 2009
Someone who smokes mad pot.
"Dude, i think that guy's a toker, he reeks of pot."
"Yeah, man"
toker by myownrevolution February 6, 2005
Toker-Somebody who smokes the nice grass
Toker-Me.
Toker by Unkrautmann June 23, 2008
"Look at all the Tokers by the Ernie Ball stage."
Toker by dwiggster October 20, 2012
Yo, I'm a fuckin toker, I need'a quit smokin reefer fashizzle, my nizzle
Toker by Brian October 15, 2003
A person who smokes the CHRONIC!!!!!
I am the biggest toker in my whole town BITCH!!!!
Toker by Mr. Davie September 27, 2005
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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