A person who has an intimate relationship with their toilet. The Lutfiye breed of toileteers often cannot think of anything but their toilets. Toileteers spend long hours sitting on their toilet, while eating peaches, sending text messages, or browsing through some otherwise useless reading materials. A
true toileteer often dreams of running through
green pastures with their toilet by their side.
See also: toilet texting, toilet
noob, toilet gamer, toilet
emo, lutfiye toilet epiphany