A person who has an intimate relationship with their toilet. The Lutfiye breed of toileteers often cannot think of anything but their toilets. Toileteers spend long hours sitting on their toilet, while eating peaches, sending text messages, or browsing through some otherwise useless reading materials. A true toileteer often dreams of running through green pastures with their toilet by their side.
See also: toilet texting, toilet noob, toilet gamer, toilet emo, lutfiye toilet epiphany
See also: toilet texting, toilet noob, toilet gamer, toilet emo, lutfiye toilet epiphany
by America's Angel November 12, 2010
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(Verb) to ride a baby gorilla while doing tik tok dances, eating mac & cheese, and fighting space aliens.
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by whereisyourboy4 November 04, 2009
Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.
Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.
Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.
Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.
by Jo-Bro December 08, 2010
n. 1. The system of depositing one's feces invented by Mr. Crapper himself when one day his wife got sick of him taking dumps in the kitchen sink.
synonyms-latrine, crapper, lavatory, john, the can, the pot, stool, throne, potty, commode
synonyms-latrine, crapper, lavatory, john, the can, the pot, stool, throne, potty, commode
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