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toileteer  

1. an attorney practicing no fault insurance defense "law" in New York state 2. any practicing attorney who knows, or should know, that his or her practice of the law has no redeeming social value whatsoever and is sucking the life out of business or society as a whole 3. an attorney, regardless of where they went to law school, who has done something in public to bring additional shame to a profession that is already in the gutter.
1. No fault ID "lawyers" are toileteers 2. that attorney is a scum sucking, mouth breathing toileteer 3. Howard K. Stern, attorney and purported "father" of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, is a toileteer.
toileteer by Toileteer February 17, 2007
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Toileteer 

A person who has an intimate relationship with their toilet. The Lutfiye breed of toileteers often cannot think of anything but their toilets. Toileteers spend long hours sitting on their toilet, while eating peaches, sending text messages, or browsing through some otherwise useless reading materials. A true toileteer often dreams of running through green pastures with their toilet by their side.
See also: toilet texting, toilet noob, toilet gamer, toilet emo, lutfiye toilet epiphany
My dingus nemesis is a real toileteer!
Toileteer by America's Angel November 14, 2010

toileteer 

1. an attorney practicing no fault insurance defense "law" in New York state 2. any practicing attorney who knows, or should know, that his or her practice of the law has no redeeming social value whatsoever and is sucking the life out of business or society as a whole 3. an attorney, regardless of where they went to law school, who has done something in public to bring additional shame to a profession that is already in the gutter.
1. No fault ID "lawyers" are toileteers 2. that attorney is a scum sucking, mouth breathing toileteer 3. Howard K. Stern is a toileteer.
toileteer by Toilet and Proud December 12, 2008

eau de toilette 

The least strong of perfumes, this is a French phrase.
I had a choice of perfume, cologne, or eau de toilette.
eau de toilette by Starchylde May 31, 2016

Toiletless 

A country where people have low access to toilets, or can't be convinced to use toilets.
Pakistan and India are 2 good examples.
Go build and convince your people to use toilets, you toiletless countries.
Toiletless by Shiine-1 February 17, 2022

Toiletless 

A country/place without toilets. Example Pakistan. As of October 2018, Pakistan has 42% toilet coverage. Their common population does not know this fact about their country but they think that their neighbouring country India has lack of toilets, which it had earlier but now has WHO appreciation for making the country ODF free. India has 98% coverage and toiletless country Pakistan has 42% coverage.

Due to this problem, pakistan is one of the only 3 countries to have polio still active, which spreads by faecal matter entering digestive system, which is again caused by open defecation.
Sam: Which country is toiletless?
Joe: Pakistan
Sam: But pakistanis call India toiletless?
Joe: Because they form their narratives on few pictures found on internet, or some memes, or movies. In reality, pakistan is toiletless with 42% toilet coverage. They just hate to accept reality and speak whatever suits to help them with their inferiority complex.
Toiletless by SamWisdom September 8, 2019

Russian Toilette 

After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.
Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"
Russian Toilette by tnear January 23, 2011
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