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tointment
tointment by Jesse Seitel March 29, 2008
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Toetential
Most commonly used to describe the likelihood for the occurrence of camel toe based on clothing choice.
Additionally used in reference to a persons ability to cultivate an impressive camel toe or show high level camel toe presentation.
Additionally used in reference to a persons ability to cultivate an impressive camel toe or show high level camel toe presentation.
I bet that hot yoga class is just oozing toetential with all those sweaty moms in yoga pants.
Girl, in those bike shorts you are living up to your ultimate toetential.
Girl, in those bike shorts you are living up to your ultimate toetential.
Toetential by BabyDuaneReade October 7, 2018
silent tweetment
silent tweetment by Cleopatra1 March 31, 2009
Toement
My girl got back from the nail salon and those piggies were looking so fresh she was having a straight up toement!
Homegirl was in those stripper heels shrimping off the edge, hanging on for dear life. Talk about a toement, sis.
I was getting clapped the fuck down and homeboy was dickin it down so hard, he had a toement stubbing his foot on the edge of the bed.
Homegirl was in those stripper heels shrimping off the edge, hanging on for dear life. Talk about a toement, sis.
I was getting clapped the fuck down and homeboy was dickin it down so hard, he had a toement stubbing his foot on the edge of the bed.
Toement by The Kookoo 5 October 12, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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