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Toestan

A special kind of toe jam you only get at an eminem concert. It really stinks, and tastes like pickles and burnt chicken. I know this because I took my girlfriend to an eminem concert last year and I have a foot fetish.
Bob: "Yo dude, I heard the homie went to that eminem show last night."

Chuck: "Oh Dan? Bruh... we were gonna smoke a blunt before work today, but he hadn't showered since the show and the toestan was so rank I had to get my ass outta there. I guess the legends are true."
by Eye Githel Ahblo Jawbs November 28, 2018
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Toastanomology

toastanomology: (noun) the study of toast in the sky when launched as a projectile into orbit as well as pre-existing toast found in the universe that came from God's toaster.

Second Definition: Unsober text attempt to write "astronomy"
Is that a comet? Toastanomologist: "No! You would know that's French Toast if you studied Toastanomology."
by Cielo Llorando February 21, 2011
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testant

a very dirty slut with weird fetishes such as gimp suits
your mother is a testant
by james macdonald February 1, 2005
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Trestan

An extreme and obsessive music fan who sometimes feels unconfidence and finds comfort in music groups.. especcially the beatles and jimmy hendrix. Also, a trestan is someone who falls off their own roof... alot. Overall, they are a very unique and positivly amazing person who is an awsomeness friend even though they will one day get a concussion.
gosh stop falling off your roof or you will be considered a trestan.
by I wish i was as cool as trestan February 25, 2008
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toestar

A title given to one person every 100 years, this title is given to someone who remains dedicated and determined in their pursuits. They are not discouraged by the lack of appreciation or recognition from others, and instead use it as motivation to push themselves even harder. A toestar knows their own worth and value, and refuses to let the opinions or perceptions of others define them. They are confident in their abilities and always strive to improve and grow.

In addition to their exceptional talent and drive, a toestar is also known for their humility and graciousness. They do not let their success go to their head, and instead use it as an opportunity to inspire and help others. They are always willing to lend a helping hand and share their knowledge and expertise with those in need. A toestar truly embodies the spirit of excellence and is an invaluable asset to any team or community.
It's Toestar.

It's gotta be Toestar.

Man I love Toestar

Toestars the best!
by toestar December 23, 2022
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Tostanals Pizza Rolls

Frozen Tostitos Pizza Rolls that have been shoves up ones anus, until fully cooked.
" Hey, dinners ready!"

" YEAH! TOSTANALS PIZZA ROLLS!!"
by Kimbusha January 7, 2021
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Testank

Testank, noun: A designating word used to conveniently refere to a Tesla cyber truck.
"I'm driving my Testank out to the woods for a camping trip."
by armoroid 5000 March 29, 2022
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