Skip to main content
A special kind of toe jam you only get at an eminem concert. It really stinks, and tastes like pickles and burnt chicken. I know this because I took my girlfriend to an eminem concert last year and I have a foot fetish.
Bob: "Yo dude, I heard the homie went to that eminem show last night."

Chuck: "Oh Dan? Bruh... we were gonna smoke a blunt before work today, but he hadn't showered since the show and the toestan was so rank I had to get my ass outta there. I guess the legends are true."
Toestan by Eye Githel Ahblo Jawbs November 28, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Toastanomology

toastanomology: (noun) the study of toast in the sky when launched as a projectile into orbit as well as pre-existing toast found in the universe that came from God's toaster.

Second Definition: Unsober text attempt to write "astronomy"
Is that a comet? Toastanomologist: "No! You would know that's French Toast if you studied Toastanomology."
Toastanomology by Cielo Llorando February 21, 2011
a very dirty slut with weird fetishes such as gimp suits
your mother is a testant
testant by james macdonald February 1, 2005
An extreme and obsessive music fan who sometimes feels unconfidence and finds comfort in music groups.. especcially the beatles and jimmy hendrix. Also, a trestan is someone who falls off their own roof... alot. Overall, they are a very unique and positivly amazing person who is an awsomeness friend even though they will one day get a concussion.
gosh stop falling off your roof or you will be considered a trestan.
A title given to one person every 100 years, this title is given to someone who remains dedicated and determined in their pursuits. They are not discouraged by the lack of appreciation or recognition from others, and instead use it as motivation to push themselves even harder. A toestar knows their own worth and value, and refuses to let the opinions or perceptions of others define them. They are confident in their abilities and always strive to improve and grow.

In addition to their exceptional talent and drive, a toestar is also known for their humility and graciousness. They do not let their success go to their head, and instead use it as an opportunity to inspire and help others. They are always willing to lend a helping hand and share their knowledge and expertise with those in need. A toestar truly embodies the spirit of excellence and is an invaluable asset to any team or community.
It's Toestar.

It's gotta be Toestar.

Man I love Toestar

Toestars the best!
toestar by toestar December 23, 2022

Tostanals Pizza Rolls 

Frozen Tostitos Pizza Rolls that have been shoves up ones anus, until fully cooked.
" Hey, dinners ready!"

" YEAH! TOSTANALS PIZZA ROLLS!!"
Tostanals Pizza Rolls by Kimbusha January 7, 2021
Testank, noun: A designating word used to conveniently refere to a Tesla cyber truck.
"I'm driving my Testank out to the woods for a camping trip."
Testank by armoroid 5000 March 29, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
Load more