Toe-Poke

Putting your toe in a persons crevice.

Callum Long put his toe in Ethan's mouth, this was a Toe-Poke.

by GarthGreenhand May 17, 2014

toe poke

someone who fucks another with their toe.

that lady is a toe poke. poor boyfriend...

by joe! July 1, 2005

Toepoke

When you can't kick the ball hard enough you toepoke.

He could not kick the ball so he toepoked

by Tompo1712 June 15, 2017

toepoker

this is when a turd is semi hanging out of your arse.
this can be caused as a result of 'following through' after you have farted or simply the shit getting too big for you rectum. It can be very uncomfortable and needs to be sorted out immediately or asap.
The term toepoker originates from the middle ages where it was thought that the scene of a turd hanging out of an anal crack looke like the end of a toe, which is of course perfectly understandable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: 'O shit i followed through....i got a toepoker now.....crapppppp!!!!!!!'
Person 2: 'OMG i feel for you!!!!! get that sorted out i knew someone hu did from that once!!!!!!'

by jonhstick1 March 23, 2008