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toe-toe
toe-toe by Oioijackieboi May 26, 2018
toe toe toe your boat
When a male pules out of any orfice on a female, barracades it with a lincoln log and proceeds to spread open the big toes on each of her feet with the left and right hands. He then proceeds to say "cummin in yer toes" in a monotone voice very rapidly until he ejaculates on her toes. After the act is finished the girl walks on the males body and sings toe toe toe your boat until it is dry.
Jerry- Damn rebekkah was wasted last night. What'd you guys do in there?
Randy - Stuck a lincoln log in her ass while she sang toe toe toe your boat all night long.
Randy - Stuck a lincoln log in her ass while she sang toe toe toe your boat all night long.
toe toe toe your boat by bob jonez August 25, 2011
Toe-Toe Bombed
Lovely picture of your cats mate, but sort those manky toes out!
Didn’t see that! I’ve been Toe-Toe bombed!
Didn’t see that! I’ve been Toe-Toe bombed!
Toe-Toe Bombed by VonC September 18, 2021
Toe-to-toe/toes
Toe-to-toe/toes by Henry Villa August 1, 2022
toe to toe
1. Conflict between two or more individuals, usually meaning the breaking point or most heated part of a beef.
2. Two or more individuals who are very well balanced.
3. Two individuals standing right in front of eachother. Usually during a heated argument.
2. Two or more individuals who are very well balanced.
3. Two individuals standing right in front of eachother. Usually during a heated argument.
1. Man, Shady/Aftermath and Inc are going toe to toe, it's about to get physical.
2. I don't know who will win the boxing match, both men are toe to toe.
3. My parents are toe to toe right now yelling about taxes.
2. I don't know who will win the boxing match, both men are toe to toe.
3. My parents are toe to toe right now yelling about taxes.
toe to toe by Beedub December 27, 2003
toe to toe punch-up
toe to toe punch-up by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003
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