Toe Cap 

When you’re giving a foot job and your buddy pisses on your feet but then you realize you got piss on your massive balls.

Whoa did this golden shower foot job just turn into a toe cap Steve??

Toe Cap by Tugjob boat April 17, 2021

the big toe captain

The biggest toe on your foot. What George tells Jerry to do a joke on. (In the episode "The Tape").

"The Captain of the Toes!" The Big Toe Captain is the captain of the toes and sometimes the second toe grows longer, creating a coups de toe.

the big toe captain by Shaunn L. June 28, 2008

Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper 

The most amazing person in the whole world. She really does not eat scabs, but she once did. She enjoys pulling on peoples big toes until they come off. People are fascinated by her and someday there will be a degree devoted to the studies of her.

"I was swimming in the Columbia River when all of the sudden i felt a tug on my big toe. It came from Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper"

Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper by mad dog123 December 15, 2008

Captain Camel toe 

You know those women who wear their pants so high that they get a camel toe? Thats right! They have the power to look and act repulsive!!!! Their love handles stick out so when they wadle near you, you get slam hogged in the face.

Katie: "Eww look!"
James: "What?"
Katie: "Captain Camel toe is in town!"
James: "Flaps ahoy!"
Katie: "Hahahaha!"
James: "hehehe!"

Captain Camel toe by Katie Kolosiekago May 23, 2007