Toddy Howard

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Toddy Howard, the Ultimate Top, is the god of sex. Within seconds of it starting, you will be torn apart. I mean that literally. Your entire body will be violently torn in half, leading to a painful but quick death.

Toddy Howard sez: Sachiko is flat.

Toddy Howard by ThatOneDude1817 May 1, 2019

Todd Howard

The king of lies and deception. Has Speech 100.

Todd Howard said, "Fallout 76 will have 16 times the detail."
Todd Howard said, "Get this canvas bag with collectors edition."

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Todd Howard

A game developer that just works

Hey, What about him?
Todd Howard; nah he is a guy that just works

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In just seven days Todd Howard along with Bethesda created Elder Scrolls V, Skyrim. During the 8th day he added a texture pack that summoned Fallout 4 into this mortal world. After all this Todd's power had grown superior to his mortal human body, so he evolved and became GOD HOWARD. After this he got blinded by his own power, creating the most fearsome things on Earth that us mortals can only discuss through cursed legends. Fallout 76 and Elder Scrolls Online are among these doomed creations.

Todd Howard is a GOD.

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A Literal God amongst men

also a member of the chess club

Todd Howard dropped fallout 4 and soon fallout 76.

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Our savior, producer of amazing from the Elder Scrolls and Fallout series.
All hail Todd Howard.

Todd Howard's past:
Kid Todd: I'm gonna make videogames and everyone is gonna play 'em!
Kid Assholes: You dork. Go back to the chess club.

Todd Howard's present:
Adult Todd: Who's laughing now?

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God

Todd Howard, are you talking about God Howard, holy father of Fallout 76?

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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