30 definitions by Ras Barry

Duolingo

Satan himself. An all-knowing owl who will rape your sister and kidnap your parents if you forget your Spanish lesson.

Duolingo’s premise is simple: Spanish or Vanish

by Ras Barry April 14, 2019

Dwöp

The sound a Scandinavian Rainstorm makes.

Dwöp Dwöp, it’s raining outside 🌧

by Ras Barry April 21, 2019

Maddie

A person who contains the big sad

-“Who’s over there crying?”
-“Maddie.”

by Ras Barry April 14, 2019

Mayan Calendar

An utter disappointment

Damn, why didn’t the world end on 2012 like the Mayan Calendar said.

by Ras Barry December 11, 2018

Menominee

The Heroine Capital of Michigan.

-Where can I find some Heroine?
-Why, on any beach in Menominee of course

by Ras Barry December 17, 2018

Pantheon

A collection of the truest gods:
Waluigi
Todd Howard
Lord Farquaad
Harambe
Kermit the Frog
Samurai Takahiro
Bob Ross
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Hitler

Who cares about Jesus, I worship the truest pantheon.

by Ras Barry December 11, 2018

American Pie

The sexual act of fucking a pie on a kitchen table. The pie is typically of the apple variety. The warm and soft pie resembles a street whore’s pussy by the end of the excursion

Nig, I only like to die American Pie when it’s pumpkin pie.

by Ras Barry December 17, 2018